Our Books

Paperback and Ebook versions of our books are available at the many conventions and events we do, or online through Amazon.com.

  • The Completely Inappropriate Tales of Gandersnitch the Goblin

    DO NOT READ THIS BOOKgbook-small…if you are pregnant, nursing, plan to become pregnant, intend to ever have a chance at getting a girl pregnant, hate goblins, have an irrational fear of giant man eating spiders, have lost loved ones in the Troll Wars, are illiterate, lack all sensory organs, are easily offended, despise tea, faint at the thought of bloodshed, are a raving lunatic who obsessively stalks authors to murder them in their sleep, are driving a motorized vehicle, or have not yet experienced puberty.

Within these pages, you will find nine short stories (and two poems) detailing the darkly depraved, mildly amusing, ultimately unscrupulous, seriously sordid, and wretchedly rotten life and adventures of Gandersnitch the Goblin, the Banished Barber of Goblonia. This book is not for the wee-est of the wee, the innocent and pure, or those with massive heart defects. These are Goblin Tales, in all their gory glory! All claims of damages arising from the misuse of these pages will be mocked most mercilessly. You have now been duly warned. Continue at your own bloody risk, and enjoy the show!

  • Goblin Songs
    pbook-smallA collection of whimsical poetry exploring mythology, parenting, magic, and family. Suitable for all ages!

 

 

 

 

  • 50 Shades of Brown: a coloring book for kids with just one crayoncbook-small

This is a book that takes just one crayon.
The color is brown, like a gingerbread man.

It’s a book made for young. It’s a book made for old.
It’s a book made for everyone! (or so I’ve been told…)

An all ages coloring book filled with wonderful illustrations to color and a whimsical poem that weaves throughout. Let Gandersnitch the Goblin take you on a family friendly adventure of 50 silly things you can color with his favorite crayon, brown.